About The Secret Cottage

Lounge Area with 50" Smart TV Leather SofaBed and Armchair

Our Cottage was built by British trail-blazer Mark Burton who won an award from the Independent Newspaper, and has featured in numerous "lifestyle" TV programmes including Grand Designs.

This is not rough-living, our Cottage offers two carpeted mezzanine sleeping areas with loft style low bed frames and double luxury mattresses, 400 thread count bedding,  (this involves climbing a stout wall-fixed ladder. Guests should judge if this would suit their needs and abilities), although a studio type Cottage the mezzanines are mostly enclosed for privacy. There is a lounge with a quality sprung double sofa bed, fully equipped kitchen and bathroom with walk in shower. Underfloor heating throughout controlled by digital thermostat offers a comfortable warm environment for your comfort.

Our Cottage is just two years old.  We wanted to share our beautiful home and land which to us is a special little piece of the "Garden of England".   The Cottage is separate from the main house and located within a small stretch of woods, secluded from everything except nature set in our plot of 5 acres, an ideal place to relax and enjoy the countryside. It has its own private access to a footpath which leads to some wonderful walks around the area.

There is plenty of parking right by the Cottage and there is a lock up space for bike storage.

We live on site and our is house some 100 metres away and we would be delighted to give you guidance on local places of interest, paths for beautiful walking any any planned trips and where to eat and drink. Otherwise you will be left to enjoy the Cottage and the peaceful setting.

We are happy to provide a welcome pack of breakfast essentials to include milk, eggs, bacon and sausages, cereal, bread etc. We can also provide champagne/prosecco on arrival and even a freshly baked cake! All this and more can be arranged at a charge.

There is lots to see and do within the area. We provide a comprehensive information pack in your Cottage.

A car is advisable for your visit to us, however, there are local taxi companies and a bus stop 200 metres away. We are happy to pick up from the airport and stations if required for an additional cost.

We speak English, French and Spanish.

We do not have a live calendar on this website but feel free to look us up on Airbnb for date availability and then call us to book direct. Alternatively call for availability.  We look forward to hearing from you.


CONTRACTORS VERY WELCOME  please call for availability and rates.




2 double loft style bedrooms with double beds accessed by a ladder. 

400 Thread  Egyptian cotton sheets,Egyptian cotton towels, carpeted area, trunk storage, reading light. Bedrooms are identical.


Bedroom areas are restricted in height and accessed via a fixed ladder, guests must decided whether this is suitable and appropriate for their stay.



Walk in shower with electric instant hot water shower, sink and vanity unit, hairdryer,  toilet.



Fully fitted kitchen with electric hob and oven, extractor fan, toaster, kettle and microwave. 

Crockery, cutlery, glassware for up to 6 guests.

About The Hidden Cottage

Our New Cottage has just been completed and ready for use

Our New Cottage has just been completed and ready for use

Our New Cottage has just been completed and ready for use


Two Double Bedrooms with King Size beds Plus a sofa bed means that we can sleep 6 Comfortably...The Beds convert to singles if that arrangement is needed.

Main Living Area

Our New Cottage has just been completed and ready for use

Our New Cottage has just been completed and ready for use


Stylish Leather Sofa seating for 6 People with convertible sprung Sofa Bed

Kitchen /Dining

Our New Cottage has just been completed and ready for use

Kitchen /Dining

Fully Fitted Kitchen with everything you need for home cooking including Tea and Coffee.

Secret Cottage walkthrough

A short preview of our cottage

Contact Us

The Secret Cottage

Westerham, Kent, England, United Kingdom

Bookings & Info: 07963 680148 All Major Credit cards accepted


Monday - Sunday: 9am - 5pm